"A man without a mustache is a man without a soul." - Confucius 

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Dr. Phil

Not only has this son of a bitch been giving mustaches world wide a bad name, but he is also confusing women about the masculinity a lip sweater represents, and it's also important to note that Dr. Phil is not a real doctor in the MD sense. He is essentially some guy that just got a PhD and decided to put 'Dr.' in front of his name. Pretentiousness has a prefix, and that is 'Dr.' This guy's mustache has let his ego get out of control and he must be stopped, or else the prestige that is a mustache will be marred forever.

Mustache Propaganda

Props to mustache enthusiast and founder of the International Federation for Mustache Advancement, Calluna. Check out the link for more of these gems  http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=366868.0

No Internet Conection

The blog has been inactive the last 9 days because I got caught in that really bad storm that went across Europe last week. I was stuck in the countryside of Holland at a hotel with no internet connection, but at least there was a coffee shop across the street with some of the worlds choicest buds and ice cold Heineken's, it was rough, but I survived...Alright not really, on December 20th I had another kid, Caden Christopher, and my life has been all feeding charts and diaper changes, so merry Christmas.

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Ideal

This appears to be the ideal Christmas present.

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Jeffery

My good old friend Jeffery recently unveiled this spectacular specimen, he said he is growing the full beard with handlebar mustache to keep alive the tradition of his Lenni Lenape forefathers, just as he is keeping alive the ancient tribal custom of hand making deerskin moccasins. When Jeffery isn't busy practicing Lenni Lenape rituals he sings lead vocals for his ska polka band 'The Cheese Slicers' and he said his mustache has been a hit with the ladies on their recent fall tour.

Mustache Memories

Although a mustache doesn't give you super natural powers, it does improve your quality of life in just about every aspect, from making you more efficient at work, to increasing your stamina in bed, and it can even help you make better financial decisions. Which for some odd reason reminds me of when I grew my first mustache, it was the summer 1998, and it was a soft and fuzzy little 'stache, and only days after I let the peach fuzz go, my premature mustache helped me memorize every single word to the entire Sublime (self titled) album. It is a fond day in my memory as I was refinishing an old door for friend's mother, and I was having the time of my life stripping the old paint off the door with paint thinner in an unventilated room getting high as hell off the fumes, singing along with Sublime, and constantly stoking my upper lip. I still can't fathom how many brain cells I lost that day, but it was worth it, damn it!

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