Great Mustache Quotes

"Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you don't intend to thrill." - Sean Chandler

Great Mustache Quotes

"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip." - Albert Einstein

Mustache Journey

I recently returned from a two week sacred retreat deep in the San Juan mountains with spiritual advisor Kapoor Patel to revitalize mind, spirit, and upper lip. He taught that the true essence of the mustache comes from deep within, and no matter the conditioner, wax, or grooming techniques a mustache will not prosper unless it comes from the soul. He also reiterated that a mustache is not a fashion statement, or a tool used to pull tail, but it is a life-style.

"A man without a mustache is a man without a soul." - Confucius 

Mustache Propaganda

Props to mustache enthusiast and founder of the International Federation for Mustache Advancement, Calluna. Check out the link for more of these gems  http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=366868.0

Mustache Philosophy

"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe."  - Joe Rogan