Thursday, January 6, 2011
Jamie is an amateur magician and used to pull ass regularly by performing magic tricks for the kids of single moms at the Kiwanis Recreation Center, then when the new Black-Ops video game came out Jim was instantly addicted, neglecting his acquired magic skills and staying up for days at a time pounding Mountain Dew and gaming. After a few months, Jamie became aware of the downward spiral his life was in, and he came to me for advice. Of course I gave him the same advice I give everyone, grow a mustache, and take your new lip sweater out to a local winery. Jamie took my advice and is now getting more action than he ever could with some stupid magic trick.