Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Dear Mustache Revival,
I have had a mustache for several years and for New Year's Eve I decided to shake things up a little and I shaved off my mustache. As soon as my long time girlfriend saw my bare upper lip she broke it off and moved out. She is the love of my life, what should I do?
Desperate in Detroit.
Well, first off you have no one to blame but yourself, and I don't know what kind of results you were expecting from such an audacious move as shaving your upper lip, but my advice is to immediately grow back your lip sweater and purchase an engagement ring and propose, because she sounds like a keeper who is obviously more committed to the mustache lifestyle than you are. Good luck, and as always your mustache questions can be submitted to firstname.lastname@example.org.