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Thursday, March 17, 2011
Fashionable and Functional
Foremost, I need to apologize for the picture quality, but it was taken with my phone after I had been drinking pints in the hot desert sun all day, and the picture doesn't do justice to the energy that radiates off this thing. Not only not does this amazing specimen get him laid despite morbid obesity, but it is also serves as a "tooth wig" completely concealing the fact that he is missing a front tooth. Ladies!