It was on this day, June the 6th 1944, Private James O'Connor and his alpha mustache stormed the beaches of Normandy to kick the racist Nazi's right in their dick holes, and after Jim and his lip sweater conquered the German's soul's, they stood high atop Omaha Beach, knee deep in their enemy's blood, and proclaimed that "the mustache is greater than racism."
I love a great story when a mustache triumphs over evil!
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