"Fat chicks say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, because real ladies know, the way to a man's heart is by riding his upper lip." - Jennifer Seith
Showing posts with label mustache quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mustache quote. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Great Mustache Quotes
"Fat chicks say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, because real ladies know, the way to a man's heart is by riding his upper lip." - Jennifer Seith
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Great Mustache Quotes
"Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you don't intend to thrill." - Sean Chandler
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Great Mustache Quotes
"Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip." - Albert Einstein
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Great Mustache Quotes
"A mustache ride is the pinnacle of euphoria... with a happy ending!" - Lakshmi Singh
Monday, June 6, 2011
D-Day Mustache
It was on this day, June the 6th 1944, Private James O'Connor and his alpha mustache stormed the beaches of Normandy to kick the racist Nazi's right in their dick holes, and after Jim and his lip sweater conquered the German's soul's, they stood high atop Omaha Beach, knee deep in their enemy's blood, and proclaimed that "the mustache is greater than racism."
Thursday, April 7, 2011
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