Paul Mertens

Paul is the eccentric mustache that moved into a house at the end of my block about 8 months ago. I say eccentric not because of his cool sense of style, but because of his unique hobbies, which includes breeding pomeranians, organic gardening, baking free range quiche, collecting early Liberace albums, and my favorite, brewing his own Belgian white ale, using his family's very own 200 year old recipe.

La Familia Bigote

Once again my wife came through with some awesome matching mustache shirts for our boys, I love that woman!

Chacho de la Grande

This is Chacho de la Grande a famous Mexican Porn star, and my friend recently ran into him after a long night partying in Tijuana. He said the ladies couldn't keep their hands off his hair and upper lip, double trouble!

Fashionable Mustache Comb

It was love at first sight. The initial second I laid eyes on this beauty I new it was an accessory straight from the heavens, no not one of those stupid rosary's that everyone seems to be wearing these days, I am talking about one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century, the mustache comb necklace! Yes, that's right I'm talking about the most fashionable and functional piece of jewelery ever made. I'm not a guy that wears jewelery, but I can just imagine my western shirt unbuttoned to my navel, and this sterling silver beauty around my neck hanging down between my rock hard pectorals. OK, so it would just get stuck in my chest hair, but a man has to dream.
And now the bad news, the price tag on this thing is $168. Some people say you can't put a price on fine art, but unfortunately my wife can, so I will never own one of these precious combs.

Revival Shirt

The other day I made a pitiful attempt to make a totally sweet custom mustache revival shirt, but what I ended up with was a cheap, pathetic, disgraceful imitation of an awesome revival shirt. Maybe next time I will not buy the cheapest thing I can find, but since I have a mortgage and a family to feed I'm going to have to rock this shirt as hard as I can for now. A fashion designer I am not, but a loyal revivalist I am!