Friday, May 20, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Chris: Mustache Money Maker
Just 6 months ago Chris was a lowly tattoo apprentice relegated to mopping up blood off the tattoo parlor floor, until he took up piercing and invented the mustache septum and belly button rings (he is shown here modeling both himself instead of a smoking hot chick for some reason), and now he is the shops top producer averaging 17 piercings and 9 mustache rides a day.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Mustache Q&A
I recently received an email from a cereal lover who is growing his first mustache inquiring if there were any mustache/cereal rules or etiquette.
While the short answer is no, there is no rule set in stone saying a mustached individual cannot enjoy any particular food, you must remember that certain foods must be approached with extreme caution. Some mustache purists swear that warm cereals such as oatmeal and cream of wheat should be avoided at all costs, but my opinion is that lip sweaters and cereals can live together in perfect harmony, in fact every morning I eat a bowl of Cheerios and a banana, and I don't want to talk about how vulnerable I look with a banana going into my mustache, so this conversation is over.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Tony O.
Not only is Tony a lover of fine beverages, and a mustache devotee, but he is also an expert cat groomer, and inventor of the quarter stroke technique, which cuts in half the typical time it takes to shave a cat, there by letting him double his clientel, and bank account. Tony also runs a non-profit organization where he makes mittens for homeless Norwegian children out of the trimmed cat hair, which he appropriately named Kitten Mittens.
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