Monday, August 16, 2010

Frank Harvin

After suffering a severe groin injury from his priest while serving as an alter boy, Frank realized he would never be able to pursue his life long dream of being a male belly dancer. With his dreams and hopes dashed away from him, Frank fell into a deep depression, and didn't leave his parents basement for several years, until one day he had a euphoric vision from the mustache gods. Frank immediately grew a lip sweater, instantly got his confidence back, sued the catholic church, and now spends his restitution payments on Michelob Ultra and mustache paraphernalia.

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