Monday, August 9, 2010

Rod Beck

Because of his rotund appearance most people assumed Rod Beck fueled his upper lip follicles with Coors Light and potato chips. Well, those people are wrong, and Rod's mustache was actually a natural solar panel, creating more energy in one hour than Rod's body used in an entire day attributing to his doughy exterior. Sick and tired of being called fat and a slob his entire mustached life Rod recklessly shaved his upper lip on June 22, 2007 and was tragically found dead in his Phoenix Arizona home on June 23, 2007.

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