Thursday, November 4, 2010

Awesome Mustache

Last night I was sitting on the couch eating Cheetos watching Dan Severn sodomize full grown men on The Ultimate Ultimate, when I started to wonder how many Cheetos you would have to eat to make your stomach explode, or if Cheetos could even make your stomach explode, and then I got to thinking about a parallel universe where imitation cheese covered corn puffs are used as currency, and just many many Cheetos it would take to purchase a Ford Mustang. Anyway none of that has anything to do with this mustache, but it sure is awesome.


  1. If the creatures in this parallel universe are cool enough to use Cheetos as currency, then I'm sure they have way better vehicles than Ford Mustangs.

  2. You're right, I bet they all ride those razor scooters.