Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Mustache Neglect Gets NFL Coach Fired

Rumors have been swirling for weeks, but yesterday the Minnesota Vikings front office confirmed that indeed head coach Brad Childress has been fired for mustache neglect. From this photo it appears obvious that Childress' grooming had become lazy and lackadaisical. Lip line trimming is paramount, and it seems as if he couldn't even be bothered to properly trim the most essential part of his lip sweater, it also appears as though his nose neighbor is severely dehydrated, so it is no wonder this mustache lost the respect of his players. How do you expect grown men to play hard for a mustache with no dignity?


  1. Do you think Brett Favre had anything to do with it, or do you think it was the work of his mustache alone?

  2. Favre is a diva, and I could see him getting very jealous when a mustache steals the spot light, but there is no evidence to suggest Brett was involved.