Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Mustache Neglect Gets NFL Coach Fired
Rumors have been swirling for weeks, but yesterday the Minnesota Vikings front office confirmed that indeed head coach Brad Childress has been fired for mustache neglect. From this photo it appears obvious that Childress' grooming had become lazy and lackadaisical. Lip line trimming is paramount, and it seems as if he couldn't even be bothered to properly trim the most essential part of his lip sweater, it also appears as though his nose neighbor is severely dehydrated, so it is no wonder this mustache lost the respect of his players. How do you expect grown men to play hard for a mustache with no dignity?