Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Clive Owen

Hollywood star Clive Owen has grown an impressive new lip sweater for his role in the movie "Killer Elite" co-starring Robert De Niro. Clive recently stated that his mustache is such a success with the ladies that he had to take self-defense classes to protect his upper lip from the daily molestation it gets from soccer moms and punk rock chicks.


  1. It's true! Soccer mom's can be vicious when it comes to mustaches. I helped coach a youth soccer camp this summer, and 2 weeks in I had to shave because of all the harassment I got.

  2. I would love to meet those soccer mom's!