Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tony O.

Not only is Tony a lover of fine beverages, and a mustache devotee, but he is also an expert cat groomer, and inventor of the quarter stroke technique, which cuts in half the typical time it takes to shave a cat, there by letting him double his clientel, and bank account. Tony also runs a non-profit organization where he makes mittens for homeless Norwegian children out of the trimmed cat hair, which he appropriately named Kitten Mittens.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Mike Beltran

I came across this epic specimen refereeing a mixed martial arts fight on Saturday night and instantly fell in love (holy man crush!). After doing a little research I found out that not only is Mike an MMA referee, and mustache enthusiast, but he is also the opera critic for the OC Register newspaper, and he comes from a long line of biker florists, where he is famous in the horticulture community for producing the finest Golden Pagoda flowers North America has ever seen.

UPDATE: Just found a pic of the 'stache in action, truly amazing.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

"I wear my heart on my upper lip." - Rip Taylor

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Lloyd 'Cupcake' Woodard

Cupcake is not only an undefeated mixed martial arts prospect with hands of steel, but he is also the keeper of a free range mustache, and even though it is a proven scientific fact that a well groomed mustache improves your take down defense by 40%, and your hand speed by 22%, Lloyd says he simply grows the impressive specimen because "chicks can't keep their hands off of it."