On This Day In Mustache History

On July, 25th 1984 Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to ever preform a space walk. She celebrated the historic feat by returning to the Mother Land, slamming a bottle of vodka, and riding the bushiest mustache in Siberia.

Amazing Mustache Record Set

1,131 lip sweaters of all shapes, sizes, and colors converged at the Minnesota Wild game on Friday November 26th to set a new record for 'largest gathering of mustaches in one place' smashing the old record of 151.
After Guinness officials certified all the mustaches, the amazing part happened, as Minnesota Wild groupie and Starbucks barista, Michelle Adams went on to ride every single one of those mustaches, setting an unofficial record for most consecutive mustaches rides, and if you don't love this woman, then you are a racist.

Another Mustache Sets Another Record

Last night the Philadelphia Eagles, led by head coach Andy Reid's mustache, set a record for most points scored in the first quarter by a road team in NFL history.
This mustache takes me back to a time when mustaches commanded respect and authority, when a mustache was always the hero who saved the day, and in the end always got the girl, or in this case got the dozen doughnuts, see even morbid obesity couldn't hold this mustache back from greatness.

Walter Brimley Sets Guinness World Record

Most of you probably thought Walter Brimley was dead, but you are wrong. Walter came out of his Salt Lake City nursing home today to set the new world record for most diabetic Mormon mustache rides in a 24 hour period with 3, smashing the old record of 1.