Re: Please

do something about women with mustaches, i googled and tried to sendyou guys a few pics of women with mustaches but failed in doing so.this is a wrinkle that i know you haven't scratched and it's itchingbad. google- old woman with a mustache- it's gold baby,gold........................................................bice-out

Well, Bice, great minds think alike as Chad and I had intentions of covering this topic. Thanks for pushing the idea off the drawing board! You asked and ye' shall receive! You can expect more impressive feminine face fur in the future....

Yours Truly,

Mustache Revival Staff.

Poll Results

The polls have closed, and ladies and gentlemen of Revival nation you have spoken. It is official, it's a stache! It may be a parole violating, chain smoking mustache, but damn it you decided it is indeed a mustache.

Here are the official results:

Yes 54%

No 18%

Other 27%

Brett Rogers Lets Down Mustache

Sadly it was revealed last night, in contrary to popular belief, that a mustache will not give a man absolute power in any situation. Brett Rogers a rising mixed martial arts prospect and owner of a stylish sleek patch of upper lip fuzz was knocked out by the worlds #1 heavyweight, Fedor Emelianenko. I do not blame the loss on the mustache, but solely on Rogers himself, possibly for improper grooming techniques, lack of TCL, or maybe it was just those bitch tits. Even in the loss it appeared that the mustache did break the nose of his opponent and there is even a rumor going around that his foe broke several bones in his hand when he made the reckless move of punching the mustache. Lets just hope that Manny Pacquiao is treating his stache with a littler more respect with his big fight coming up.

Re: holiday Mustache Challenge

Alright gang! Mustache rival asked, and we received! I present to you our first competitor for Holiday Mustache Challenge 2009! This fine fur specimen comes from gigalo, gunsmith, and fellow revival follower -- Mr. Buttersworth!Great Success, Buttersworth! The revival commends you and that Bad Ass Stache!

Keep the submissions coming, gang!

The Encounter

Ladies LOVE mustaches.
Yes it is true, since I let my upper lip be liberated about two weeks ago I had my first run-in with a member of the opposite sex that plainly couldn't control herself at the sight of my superior lip sophistication.
I was at a certain valley construction supply store, that shall remain nameless, when I had my encounter. She was behind the cash register and all smiles, during our transaction she was very friendly and I even caught a glimpse of her staring cold and bitterly at my wedding band, and then with blatant disregard she continued to bat her eyelashes and giggle enough to make any guy over the age of 16 uncomfortable. I figured this was a research opportunity to test the power of the stache that I simply couldn't pass up, so I preceded to flex my upper lip mane, and she damn near jumped over the counter and attacked me right there in front of everybody! After she regained her composer I gave her one last curl of the upper lip and got the hell out of there before I became a rape victim.

Holiday Mustache Challenge

Alright gang, its that time of year when holidays are right around the corner and with them, awkward social graces with family, yams, and scotch. That's right. Gluttonous celebrations which overload the palate and drain the wallet while tampering with emotional stability.

So in recognition of the holiday season, the mustache revival offers a challenge to those man enough to accept. This year, between now and January 1st, we will be hosting our first annual Holiday Mustache Challenge! We invite all to compete in a mustache competition of epic proportions. The rules are simple: grow a mustache. *As you cultivate your duster, please keep us posted with pictures displaying your impressive progress. We'll be sure to give you shout-outs as you enhance your street credibility for the holidays.

Mustaches will be posted on the blog and voted upon weekly by followers. You may doubt the idea, but the taste of victory is sweet when in the form of a flavor-savor soaked in egg-nog. Good luck and happy holidays from the mustache revival staff.

*There will be prizes awarded to the top two staches
*Email Holiday stache pics to joyale83@yahoo.com
*Please, no impostor staches.

Clay Zavada’s mustache takes national honor

Clay Zavada’s mustache takes national honor - Phoenix Business Journal::
by Mike Sunnucks

The Arizona Diamondbacks finished in last place and weren’t even close to baseball’s postseason as the New York Yankees and Philadelphia Phillies battle in the World Series. They also won’t be taking home any individual baseball honors.
But D-backs relief pitcher Clay Zavada took home an award this weekend that Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and closer Mariano Rivera weren’t even up for: He was named the 2009 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, winning a national vote.
Zavada, who sports a handlebar mustache, accepted the award Oct. 30 in St. Louis from the American Mustache Institute (www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9-on7IYPM).
The contest was part of a charitable fundraising effort for Challenger Baseball, which puts on games and operates leagues for children and adults with development disabilities.
Zavada bested a number of other mustached Americans for the award, including US Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger, who landed a distressed plane on the Hudson River earlier this year without incurring any passenger injuries or deaths."

Sam Elliott

Sam Elliott is an American born actor who appeared in several films during his illustrious career. You've likely recognized him co-staring with Cher as the renegade biker with a soft-side for facial deformities in the 1985 film, Mask, or as "The Stranger" in the cult classic, The Big Lebowski. As if it were necessary to further validate his stature in western culture Elliott was also the spokesman for the American Beef Council, Coors beer, and Marlboro. Ca' mon! What goes better together than steak, beer, cigarettes, and staches?! Needless to say, his mustache is a world class icon for masculinity as is it has been commonly considered the number one cause of unplanned pregnancy's during the late 70's and early 80's.

Clff Harris

I don't know much about Harris other than the fact that he was a safety for the Dallas Cowboys for 10 seasons, but the man had great fashion sense to know that nothing could go better with a receding hair line than a stunning lip sweater.

Gridiron Mustaches

Since it is Sunday, it is only fitting that I post a few pictures of my all time favorite football mustaches. First up on my list is Conrad Dobler, NFL offensive lineman from 1972 thru 1981, and was on the cover of Sports Illustrated dubbed 'Pro Football's Dirtiest Player.' I can only imagine that attitude and that stache must have brought the 70's groupies in by the dozens. Conradical!