Monday, November 2, 2009

Sam Elliott

Sam Elliott is an American born actor who appeared in several films during his illustrious career. You've likely recognized him co-staring with Cher as the renegade biker with a soft-side for facial deformities in the 1985 film, Mask, or as "The Stranger" in the cult classic, The Big Lebowski. As if it were necessary to further validate his stature in western culture Elliott was also the spokesman for the American Beef Council, Coors beer, and Marlboro. Ca' mon! What goes better together than steak, beer, cigarettes, and staches?! Needless to say, his mustache is a world class icon for masculinity as is it has been commonly considered the number one cause of unplanned pregnancy's during the late 70's and early 80's.


  1. "the dude abides".... "takin' her easy for all us sinners"...."which put him in the running for laziest man worldwide"...."Matt Gioia is my dad"

  2. I wish I could claim the stranger as my off-spring! Id be so proud of that stache!

  3. Steak, beer, cigarettes, staches, AND tight wranglers! That's a winning combination! RRRAAARRR!