Sadly it was revealed last night, in contrary to popular belief, that a mustache will not give a man absolute power in any situation. Brett Rogers a rising mixed martial arts prospect and owner of a stylish sleek patch of upper lip fuzz was knocked out by the worlds #1 heavyweight, Fedor Emelianenko. I do not blame the loss on the mustache, but solely on Rogers himself, possibly for improper grooming techniques, lack of TCL, or maybe it was just those bitch tits. Even in the loss it appeared that the mustache did break the nose of his opponent and there is even a rumor going around that his foe broke several bones in his hand when he made the reckless move of punching the mustache. Lets just hope that Manny Pacquiao is treating his stache with a littler more respect with his big fight coming up.