Mustache Discrimination

POLICE SUE OVER MUSTACHE BAN

Published on June 13, 1992

(AP)

A dozen police officers, bristling over the prospect of being forced to shave their mustaches, have filed suit in US District Court in Boston. Under new regulations, officers with the Metropolitan, Capital, Registry, and state police forces must be clean shaven when the four departments merge under a consolidated Massachusetts Department Of State Police July 1. The mustachioed officers told US District Judge Rya Zobel on Thursday that their facial hair is part of their individuality.

Unfortunately the facial hair ban went through, and the officers still to this very day can't have mustaches. And in a state like Massachusetts were they consider themselves forward thinking progressives. Only in Massachusetts can two men get married and fuck the shit out of each other, but an officer of the law can't even have a masculine mustache.

Dennis franz

Most people will recognize Dennis from the hit TV show NYPD Blue, but Dennis is also famous for something else on the other side of the planet.
During the Vietnam War Dennis was drafted and served 11 months in Nam. As if that wasn't impressive enough, one weekend while on leave Dennis set the world record for most Vietnamese mustache rides in a 48 hour period, with a total of 77 ,which is a record that still stands to this day. There is a plaque that still hangs on the wall of the "Saigon Palace" whorehouse to commemorate the weekend. Needless to say it was a great moment in mustache history.

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Nick Garvey

This is Nick, my neighbor, and no, he doesn't own the house next to me, he still lives with his parents. Nick doesn't like to go out to clubs looking for women, he prefers to sit at home on Friday nights playing World Of Warcraft alone, which is a direct violation of having a mustache, because a mustache's natural instinct is to get pussy. On the second Saturday of every month Nick gets together with his "homies" for Dungeons & Dragons tournaments, which is also another mustache violation. The only reason Nicholas is trying to grow a mustache is because he knows I have a blog, and he's trying to impress me, and though the mustache might look great, Nick still has a lot to learn about the mustache lifestyle.

BCSO: Cocaine falls from man's mustache

BCSO: Cocaine falls from man's mustache:

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - Deputies say the mustache of an Albuquerque man was white with cocaine during his arrest last Wednesday. Anthony Moya, 41, appeared in court Saturday on his fourth DWI charge. On Dec. 23, Bernalillo County Sheriff's Deputies responded to the call of a woman screaming for help on the 3300 block of Cypress SW. Upon arrival, deputies found the woman and Moya inside his pickup truck. Moya had cocaine powder falling from his mustache and admitted he had recently had a few beers, according to the criminal complaint. He is out on bond. Moya is charged with drug possession, aggravated DWI and tampering with evidence."

Chris VanHuss

This is a hard working mustache, from 9 - 5 Chris breaks his back working concrete, then 4 nights a week he strips at "Wild Dick's Cabaret," and he is also the bookie and odds maker for the local youth kickball league. When this stache isn't putting food on the table he likes to cuddle on the couch with his wife and watch romantic comedies, and there is nothing his wife likes better than to snuggle with this lip sweater on a cold Illinois winter night.

Poll Results

The polls have closed, and it's official, a mustache will help you get laid. Of course all of us here at The Mustache Revival already knew that, but an amazing 57% said their sex lives improved to a 5, on a scale of 1 - 5.
Official results are below.

1. 0%
2. 14%
3. 0%
4. 28%
5. 57%

Not only is this a great mustache, but I love how the uni-brow accents the stache. After discovering this picture I have decided that I love uni-brow's because it's like a mustache for your eyes. Oh and check out the hair on this dude's knuckles, amazing.

Look who's trying out a holiday mustache of her own, that disgusting skank Madonna, and speaking of Madonna and hair, do you remember when her armpits used to have mustaches?

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