Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Nick Garvey

This is Nick, my neighbor, and no, he doesn't own the house next to me, he still lives with his parents. Nick doesn't like to go out to clubs looking for women, he prefers to sit at home on Friday nights playing World Of Warcraft alone, which is a direct violation of having a mustache, because a mustache's natural instinct is to get pussy. On the second Saturday of every month Nick gets together with his "homies" for Dungeons & Dragons tournaments, which is also another mustache violation. The only reason Nicholas is trying to grow a mustache is because he knows I have a blog, and he's trying to impress me, and though the mustache might look great, Nick still has a lot to learn about the mustache lifestyle.

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