Monday, June 27, 2011
Just as I predicted Matt's new mustache came through Sunday night with a 2nd round knock out, tripling my life savings, and finally allowing me to afford to take my wife on an extra special date to Freddy's Frozen Custard.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
It appears that UFC heavyweight Matt Mitrione has grown a mustache for his fight this Sunday against Christian Morecraft. The new mustache pretty much guarantees him a victory in the cage, so I am immediately heading to my local sports book and putting my life savings on his mustache to win.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
It was on this day, June the 6th 1944, Private James O'Connor and his alpha mustache stormed the beaches of Normandy to kick the racist Nazi's right in their dick holes, and after Jim and his lip sweater conquered the German's soul's, they stood high atop Omaha Beach, knee deep in their enemy's blood, and proclaimed that "the mustache is greater than racism."