Monday, March 22, 2010

Monday Night Raw Mustache

Ravishing Rick Rude traveled the world seducing ladies with the WWF from 1987 thru 1990. He was banging some of the nastiest wrestling groupies the world had to offer and never got an STD because of the protection his upper lip companion provided. Then on a warm summer night in 1990 he spontaneously shaved his mustache and the next time he slept with a trailer park whore he got genital warts, and the first time he shot up steroids post mustache he overdosed and died.

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