Thursday, March 25, 2010

Southern Idol Mustache

Richard petty and his mustache are worshipped by 4/5 of the population who reside South of the Mason-Dixon Line. At the opening ceremony of every monster truck rally in Alabama all patrons must pledge allegiance to this mustache. This mustache was not only fast on the race track, but also very fast in cheap motel rooms, in fact this mustache is single handedly responsible for doubling the number of bastard trailer park children in Kentucky from 1964 - 1968.

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