Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Mustache Insurance Policy

This is Merv Hughes,(us hardcore cricket fans already knew that) he is a former Australian fast-bowler, but who the hell cares about his illustrious professional sports career. Merv knows what's really important, and that is his mustache, fuck the wife and kids! Which is precisely why he took out a $370,000 insurance policy on his famous lip sweater. So now if an overweight swamp donkey cripples his majestic specimen, or if his upper lip gets in a fight with a razor he won't be forced to live on the streets with a bare upper lip.

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