Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jack Lambert

Jack Lambert's mustache is widely recognized as the best middle linebacker in NFL history. Jack always prided himself on the strength on his lip follicles, and as a result one night after countless bottles of cheap vodka, and endless handfuls of vicodin Jack challenged the fattest women in Pennsylvania to a mustache ride. Although the mustache is considered one of the strongest ever, it buckled under the immense pressure and Jack lost his 4 front teeth.

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