Monday, March 29, 2010

Monday Night Raw Mustache

Free steroids, free STD's, and free mustache wax, these are the things The Junk Yard Dog (JYD) was accustomed to, living the lifestyle of a mustached wrestling superstar. Then in a bizarre chain of events JYD shaved his entire body, including upper lip and buttocks, got strung out on energy drinks, and led the Gila River Indian Reservation Police on a low speed off road chase in a Mazda Miata, and then when JYD got out of jail on bail he disappeared, literally, mafia style.

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