Thursday, March 18, 2010

Major League Mustache Discrimination

Boston Red Sox first basemen Kevin Youkilis recently told's Alex Speier that Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Zavada's mustache was "disgusting," so I am calling on the baseball gods and the mustache gods to end this injustice and condemn Youkilis with a career ending injury by the end of spring training, or at the very least have a gang of mustached renegades hold Youkilis down and shave his stupid trendy goatee into a sweet mustache.

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