Monday, December 21, 2009
Despite the authentic look this picture was not taken 25 years ago, it was taken yesterday. This is my cousin and faithful mustache disciple of 16 years, Danny McDonald. Predictably this stache pulls ass every weekend when the local Van Halen cover band plays, but this mustache doesn't spend all it's time getting groomed and seducing ladies. This mustache likes to frequent his neighborhood pool hall, work on his '87 Camaro, and I even caught this mustache with it's whiskers wrapped around one of my aunt's vibrators when we were 13 years old, (yes he has been able to grow that thing since he was 13.) Anyway, he said he was just doing it because it "tickled his tongue," but to this day I still don't believe him.