Sonny "Howlin' Wolf" Mercer

This mustache has been on some wild rides, as Sonny is a founding member of the Hells Angels, free-lance carpenter, and a renegade florist. "Howlin' Wolf" has spent 27 years in prison on 3 separate occasions, for burglary, extortion, and drug trafficking respectively. He is also rumored to be responsible for at least one of the four fan deaths at the 1969 Rolling Stones concert at Altamont Speedway.
To this day Sonny and his vicious stache are still chasing tail and dealing vicodin and viagra in The Montessa Retirement Community in Gold Canyon Arizona.