Most of you know Albert Einstein for his advances in physics, but the majority of people don't know his mustache was also irresistible to women, it was so appealing in fact that his own cousin could not resist the temptation. After years of begging and pleading at annual family reunions Albert finally gave in and let his cousin, Elsa, ride his world famous lip locks. Elsa found the mustache ride so intoxicating that she later persuaded Albert to marry her, so she could have a lifetime of cousin on cousin mustache riding action. Elsa rode Einstein's mustache so frequently that she died of kidney complications caused by too much pelvis on lip grinding.
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