Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Gene Shalit, book and film critic for NBC's The Today Show, and master of the 'I don't wanna get laid' stache. Normally when a man grows a mustache he is guaranteed immediate sex appeal, but with Shalit he took the mustache and went in the complete opposite direction. His bio on msnbc.com says he lives in Massachusetts with his cat, what a surprise. Some women are down with colorful bow ties, some women like messy jew-fro's, and some women even enjoy big glasses, but no women on earth likes all 3 combined. This mustache can be hard to look at, but since I would never excuse mustache discrimination I will shut my mouth.