Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Eric Clapton

Legend has it that more blow has passed through these whiskers than any other mustache in history. Multiple reports have come out from women stating that when they rode Clapton's mustache their entire torso went numb from the coke residue in the stache. Inside sources also claim that Clapton was so zooted when he wrote "Layla" that the song was originally 17 verses and clocked in at over 44 minutes, and he wrote the song in 45 minutes, with the extra minute being a 1 minute break to pound down a few lines of sweet booger sugar. Obviously Clapton is not suffering any health problems associated with long term drug abuse because of his mustache, even thought he frequently used cocaine in the '70s, '80s, '90s, and probably even this morning.

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