Thursday, November 19, 2009


As I sat down this morning and was having myself a very nutritional breakfast of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and an apple, I made an interesting discovery. It is a peculiar experience eating an apple with a mustache. I think it's the fact that you really have to sink your teeth into an apple to get a decent bite, therefor a man's whiskers are fully in the flesh of the fruit, getting wet and sticky. Regardless of what it is, I didn't enjoy the incident, so I am making a promise right now. As long as I have a mustache I will cut my apples into bite sized chunks for the well being of my lip mane.

1 comment:

  1. this makes me wonder why mustaches and gay men went together like cheese and crackers at one time, sick